Attack of the 5 Ft. 2 In. Women

National Lampoons Attack of theFt.In. Women is a 1994 Showtime television film that parodies two sensational news stories from the 1990s The Tonya HardingNancy Kerrigan incident, and the John and Lorena Bobbitt incident. The movie is presented as a double feature, with Julie Brown starring in both segments. The title is a takeoff of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman.

Figure skater Tonya Hardly Brown, desperate to win the gold medal in the Olympics, tries to eliminate competitor Nancy Cardigan Khrystyne Haje by hiring someone to injure her although she only suffers a small bruise. The news story is so tragic and heartwrenching that all of Tonyas coconspirators turn themselves in and finger her. Sailing above the scandal, she goes on to compete at the 1994 Winter Olympics, but is undone by her lack of talent and undersized panties.Lenora Babbitt Brown, having been recently pardoned for her crimes, tells Dick Langley Sam McMurray about the events that had led up to her arrest She had cut off the penis of her drunken husband, Juan Wayne Babbitt Adam Storke, because he couldnt satisfy her sexually. After it was devoured by a dog, Dr. Kelloc Stanley DeSantis was able to transplant one from a deceased biker. However, Lenora learns that the bikers widow Anne DeSalvo now has visitation rights to it thus, when she and Juan perform a reenactment of the incident on TV, she actually cuts off his new one. He ends up becoming a transsexual, saying on talk shows that he now understands how hard it is to be a woman. ........

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